The Real Housewives of Miami Are Back!
And so am I! I have resolved my Internet issues and have been waiting to watch the premiere until I could blog while watching. It’s FINALLY time! We are down to five ladies this season which usually...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Miami Recap: Bridezillas
It’s time for another episode of Real Housewives of Miami and I really do love this franchise. Even though we start out with Joanna and Romain talking about the wedding. There is still animosity...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Miami Recap: These People REALLY Need to Get Laid
Well, after that Debbie Downer of a Real Housewives of OC reunion, I am hoping for some levity here. It’s been sort of a heavy duty day today. Can we please get to some random mocking of housewives?...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Miami Recap: Why Won’t These Men Fuck Their Women?
Tonight on Real Housewives of Miami, I love knowing that Karent is watching every week at her parents house wishing she was still on. Is that mean? Romain takes Joanna to see their new house. She hates...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Miami Recap: Mama Mia!
Tonight, MAMA ELSA comes back! Truly this is all I care about. This will probably be a short recap since (I know y’all are tired of hearing it and I am tired of saying it) I have felt like crap …...
View ArticleReal Housewives Of Miami Recap: Lisa Gets Drunk on a Birken And Loses Her Mind.
Oh lord. RHOM starts with Joanna and Romain’s sex issues. OMG. I don’t like Joanna’s personality. But there is no denying she is young and pretty on the outside (great site btw, prettyontheoutside.com)...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Miami Recap: It’s All About Lea!
This episode is going to be all about Lea. Oh joy. Perhaps I should have watched The Blacklist first. Even worse the next scene is Joanna and Romain. Romain’s mother makes a excuse to avoid the...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Miami Two-Part Reunion Starts Tonight
Bravo’s PR release for the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion today gives us the inside scoop on what to expect on the two-part reunion. Here’s the tea… NEW YORK – November 11, 2013 – Bravo Media’s “The...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Miami Reunion Recap
And here we go…. on to Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Part One Recap… Sofa King many posts today. Lea has a shit ton of borrowed diamonds on. Good for her for being able to borrow, go girl! Andy...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Miami Reunion Part 2 Recap
We are back where we left off on Tuesday with Lisa pissed off and hiking up her fake boobies to prepare for round two with Joanna. Lisa is mad that Joanna’s make-up artist called her all kinds of...
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